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One fine day, a husband calls his wife over the phone and announced that he has been asked to go to fishing in China with his boss for a week. He informs his wife that this is a good opportunity for him to get the promotion. And finally, the husband asked her to pack enough clothes for a week, his rod & of course the fishing box.

He said they will leave directly from office & will only stop by the house to pick luggage.He then added, “Oh! Yes, one thing more, please pack my new blue silk pajamas also!”

The Suspicious Wife
After putting down her husband’s call, wife got puzzled as to why he had asked to pack his blue silk pajamas.

Wife Packed Her Husband’s Bag Carefully
She thought something was fishy, but being a good wife she packed all the items that her husband asked her to do. She packs his fishing box, rod and especially his blue silk pajamas.

When hubby returned from the trip
The following weekend the husband came back home. Though little tired, he was looking good. Wife welcomed him home and asked, “How many fishes have you caught?”

The husband replied, “I caught lots of Salmon, Bluegill & a few Swordfish.” The husband finally asked his wife why was his blue silk pajamas not packed. Seriously, you’ll love what the lady replied to his question…..

Wife’s shocking answer
😂😂😂She said, “I did pack your pajamas. They were in your fishing box!!!” At this point, the man realized that now this game was over for him! This is why you should never lie to a smart woman!

Illusion of Knowledge

Nothing kills better
Not deceptive as a fake sweet love

Nothing hurt deeper
More painful than realising betrayal

Nothing steals more smartly
Sly and corny as brilliant lies

Nothing kills more slowly
Not as slow as life in poverty

Illusion of Knowledge
Worst than ignorance

You think you know
Yet you know not
Always need update of already stale anythimg

You think you smart
Yet you never adapt to upgrade nor change
Always been left behind for no reason

Illusion of knowledge
Avoid it as much as you can

#Kulz #SimplyKulz

The Soul have no Gender

Thursday, March 8 2018.

A woman, call me lady,
A strong me,
A resilient me,
Never giving up,

Not into d gender Parity argument as I am created to do what the facing sex cannot do.
Different roles we play, Just same rights, same dignity😜
Never state difference and equality
We have to state sameness to state equality
As the soul have no gender😎

Beautiful😜 funny ass, nawti me,
Brilliant without doubt,
So imperfect yet my own best kind,

Warmly blunt🐒.
Happy today to me and every female out there.
Blessup Woman

#SimplyKulz🎆

Essential You

Thursday, March 8, 2018.

At the centre of all of life hustles and buckles
Take out time to give You time,

Take a deep breathe, smile, and get water, chilled or not😜.
Your Health is a whole lot important.

Don't get too carried away forgetting to take proper care of your mind, soul and body.

Even gods and demi-gods advised we love ourself's as others

Stick with me as I be your mentor on how to care for YOU!

Simply because, You are a whole lot important.
Essential You!

Homemade Yogurt: Here's how to make this yummy milk tart

Yogurt is an incredibly creamy treat that is pretty much easy to prepare.

Yogurt is best described as milk tart.

This thick creamy and yummy drink is rich in protein and should be constantly taken to increase our daily recommended protein intake.

Luckily enough, making yogurt is pretty simple as you require just a few ingredients and no special equipment whatsoever to conjure this milk tart.

Here's how to make one.

Ingredients

1. 3 Tablespoons of plain yogurt

2. 1 1/2 cup of powdered milk

3. 2 cups of water

Preparation

1. Pour the powdered milk into a saucepan. Add water and heat up the mixture, stirring continuously so that the milk doesn't get burnt.

2. Remove the milk from the heat and allow to cool till it is just warm.

3. Add the plain yogurt into the milk and stir properly.

4. Sterilise some air-tight containers you can use to store the yogurt using hot boiling water.

5. Pour the yogurt into the containers and store in the oven (do not not turn the oven on, but you could turn on the lights in the oven) or in a warm place wrapped with a blanket and leave it for about 6 hours.

Your yogurt is all ready.

Classic

Because classic never fails. Finally getting back into the swing of things after a crazy nonstop week back home (always so much catching up to do!). Hope you’re having a nice week so far!

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Fuzzy cardigan (still available here)
Sweater (bought it here)
Jeans (here and here | new in charcoal here)
Purse (bought it here | another on sale here in black; in gorgeous camel here)
Mules (in blue for $425 right now here; in black for $560 here; in more sizes full price here)

Belted

 Right now I’m loving the look of a sleek narrow belt at the waist for coats. It’s an easy way to wear the same coat twice in one week while keeping it fresh and different. 

Excited for the weekend! Celebrating at my cousin’s baby shower – it will be fun to see the whole family again. What are your weekend plans? Hope you have a great one and thanks for stopping by!

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Coat (here | also in vest form here and lusting after the pinstripe dress version here)
Belt (vintage but still a classic and available here)
Sweater (here)
Trousers (best trousers under $100 here)
Heels (here)
Purse (bought it here | another on sale here in black; in gorgeous camel here)